{ May 27th }
{ 6:31 pm }
{ 6:29 pm }
Cuba is like that friend that holds your shit while you get in a bar brawl.
  • USA: Let's go outside
  • Russia: Did you hear this motherfucker? Cuba, hold my Missiles.
  • Cuba: Si
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{ 6:27 pm }
{ 6:27 pm }
{ May 26th }
{ 10:29 pm }

agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country　

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{ 8:57 pm }
evelmiina: I’m making couple of postcard designs for Desucon, and for fun!

evelmiina:

I’m making couple of postcard designs for Desucon, and for fun!

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{ 8:07 pm }

Joe: Just wait a second, I love him. I’ve just been ???? Scott. [x]

(Source: imthestoryteller)

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{ 1:41 pm }
{ May 25th }
{ 5:38 pm }

heyitspj:

Oh hey this looks pretty good so far, now I’ll just add the hand and-

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{ 5:25 pm }
thegestianpoet: i just went for a run in my neighborhood as i have done most nights for the past week or two and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping  AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY only I had just done hills and was really out of breath  so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as  “IT’S OK IF YOU POOP” LIKE THIS I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE 

thegestianpoet:

i just went for a run in my neighborhood

as i have done most nights for the past week or two

and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping 

AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY

only I had just done hills and was really out of breath 

so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as 

“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”

LIKE THIS

I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER

HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE 

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